me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
Ooooo I’m not in the mood to get ignored for the next four days! Go ahead and start that again :)
we talked everyday for 3 days, usually more than an hour. i’m tired. what part of “messaging someone everyday gets annoying.”
since you asked for it, i shall deliver.
sometimes i wanna be top
and sometimes i wanna be bottom
look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor